How to Hate Thy Neighbour Unconditionally
If you think that you love someone, think again.
Are you bored of loving someone and longing for a change of emotion?
If the answer to the above question is Yes, then today’s your lucky day! I happen to be the right person for you.
Hi, my name is Hate and people call me by different names, i.e. Abhorrence, Dislike, Loathing, etc. Every day, I help thousands of people become enemies, beat and kill each other. I make people of one creed, religion, and race fight the other. I have helped in causing many massacres and carnages throughout the history of humanity; the Holocaust, and Hindu-Muslim Riot in 1947, to name a few.
Okay! enough about me! Let's get straight to the point.
If you really want me to take over your life, all you have to do is follow the points mentioned below:
- Start to see how the other person is different from you. I know it's hard because you all are essentially the same; just born in different social environments. My aim is to dissipate that similarity completly; because I thrive on differences.
- Notice the things wherein the said person is better than you. Once you’ve started doing it, my sister, Jealosy, will slowly take over you.
- Now start believing that you are the noblest person that ever lived and the other is the living proof of evil. (At this point, the mere mention of the said person would enrage you)
- Live constantly in fear of being left behind. And keep imagining that person being successful. It will keep the venom flowing in your system.
After following these four easy steps diligently ,you will become a ticking time bomb ready to exploade. And your life will never be the same again. That’s how magical I am! Once you let me in, I never go away!
Time To Test Weather The Tric Worked
Imaging the face of the said person; and if it increases your hearbeat and fills you with an unreasonable amount of anger then the trick worked. Otherwise, keep practicing those steps untill you perfect them. Break a leg!
